I have spotted a niche in the market. The Holby Academy For Commissioning Executives is now open for business.
It's aim is to help create the future masters of the commissioning universe with an exciting and wide ranging curriculum, including -
How to recognize shit from shinola
How to pity writers more than scold them
How not to dumb down a great idea
There are more than six actors out there
Quality is better than ..... well just about anything
Redundancy isn't the end of the world.
The course will consist of an evening in the pub where invited special guests such as those that brought you Rock Rivals and Harley Street will attend then shut the fuck up and listen.
To take advantage of this fabulous opportunity at the low low cost of 5 grand a head [including open bar - there will be writers present hence the cost.] please make cheques payable to English Dave [Liberia] Inc - together with a photo, c.v and a statement of how you see the future of television in relation to your pension.
If anyone has any other ideas for the curriculum please feel free to add them. It is a very fluid course.
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